January 2011
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I'm gonna beat my brains
with liquor and drugs
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December 2010
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Why was my childhood better than yours? School was postponed one morning in 1995 because smoke was drifting over the fence from the neighborhood where Left-Eye Lopez of T.L.C. had set her boyfriends house on fire by torching a pile of shoes in an upstairs bathtub.
Once when I was on vacation with my Mom she got a phone call from a co-worker telling her that their boss’s son had been killed riding a motorcycle somewhere. She talked to this woman for 15 minutes then hung up and stared at the television in the hotel room. I went and sat by her, modeling possible motorcycle accident scenarios on my Sega Game Gear with a cartridge game called Road Rash 3.
Are you seriously not reading that article? Stop ignoring it.
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The Incredible True Story of the Collar Bomb Heist →
“I just woke up screaming from a nightmare involving cannibalism and Jim Jones....”
– me
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Xzibit is broke →
Herzog explores the human meme in new doc
Would you rather have a job at Goldman Sachs or US Bank?
GS-“If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?”
USB-“How are M&Ms made?”
Top 25 Interview Questions
“You have about 5 percent of the market that is green and committed to fuel...”
– AutoNation CEO giving good quote
“In recent years, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber have emerged as...”
– WSJ
“One loss that hit Richards hard was that of Gram Parsons, a close friend and...”
– via
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Atlanta New Years Options
You really only have two choices. Ready? Let’s Go!
1. Holeman & Finch Public House and Restaurant Eugene team up for 007. Based on Ian Fleming’s spy novels, Holeman & Finch features Bond’s favorite cocktails, hors d’oeuvres and live casino games at an opening party. Then the festivities mosey on over to Restaurant Eugene, where chef Linton Hopkins serves a dinner...
Bucket List
1. Hand someone a shovel and tell them to “dig their own grave”.
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Whenever I feel blue I just stroll over to Allmusic and read the Mayhem entry that I discovered in computer lab in economics in High School in 2004:
Formed around 1985 by Necrobutcher and guitarist Euronymous (born Oystein Aarseth), Mayhem was the first death metal band from Norway to make much of an impact in their homeland, which in the early ’90s developed a burgeoning underground scene...
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Who do I have to urinate on to get...
Who do I have to urinate on to get Deerhunter/Black Lips tix?
Wake Up, Geek Culture. Time to Die →
“Since there’s no going back—no reverse on the out-of-control locomotive we’ve created—we’ve got to dump nitro into the engines. We need to get serious, and I’m here to outline my own personal fantasy: We start with lists of the best lists of boobs. Every Beatles song, along with every alternate take, along with every cover version of every one of their songs and every alternate take of...
My name is _______ .
I want to have Asperger’s syndrome, but I suck at math.
I will never become a social media entrepreneur. My trivial obsessions will not be glowingly described in magazine articles. My social immaturity will never be tolerated by attractive women.
If we never seek recognition, we can never be recognized!
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Lesbians make more money than straight women (And... →
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Slate’s introducing a new feminist blog covering the Wikileaks scandal. It’s going to be called “Rapeportage”.
“Hundreds of young men were tempted in this city not long since to gamble in oil,...”
– Andrew Carnegie
“…the biggest myth that the media reporting of PISA scores propagates is...”
– Swedish-Kurdish perspective on the American school system
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“We were all sort of losers, and we were all ugly, and if we weren’t ugly...”
– Bradford Cox gives good quote